Oh honestly. [Said in tones of UGH.] I will tell it to you plain then, though you will insist on disagreement.

It is the reverse. The things which come out of your mouth are, at best, the very height of poor taste. But it seems to me you do so compulsively. You simply cannot help yourself. And so while I find it an unpleasant habit, you are more or less harmless and at worst rather less delightful than you imagine.