A note carefully balanced on the points of two hard boiled eggs which have in turn been carefully balanced on the top of his satchel:

Mister Ellis,

I agree to your terms, though warn you that the reasoning is entirely uninteresting. I might fit it on this very paper quite easily.

Best of luck with your flooded warehouses.

Sincerely,
W.P.

It should be very difficult to badly boil eggs, and yet Wysteria has managed it.