I ask as a certain Orlesian gentleman has come to visit me, and I am going to put my shoe down his throat if I don't soon find some alternative other than wearing my laces very tight and doing the knots twice over. And I would prefer to preserve the shoe. Literally and metaphorically.
But clearly you are no help to me. I am disgusted by your romantic bliss.
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I ask as a certain Orlesian gentleman has come to visit me, and I am going to put my shoe down his throat if I don't soon find some alternative other than wearing my laces very tight and doing the knots twice over. And I would prefer to preserve the shoe. Literally and metaphorically.
But clearly you are no help to me. I am disgusted by your romantic bliss.
Pray, recount the Guy.
Warmest Regards,
Madame W. de Foncé
Research Division
Project Felandaris
Former Assistant to the Seneschal