heirring: (rather clever)
Wysteria Poppell ([personal profile] heirring) wrote2018-09-09 12:39 pm

inbox.

[action + written + crystal]
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-03-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Madam de Fonce. How dare you even imply we might send her on assignment! She deserves to be here, fed, clothed and housed - and the mere thought that we might ask anything in return is offensive!
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-03-07 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Of course she has. And believes, also, that we would hold her here if she tried to leave.
bouchonne: (amused and nonfacetious)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-03-07 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You know, somehow I suspect she would find some excuse as to how that was simply impossible. Or she'd have some paranoid fit about how we'd keep her here regardless. Anything to keep sopping up our charity.
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-03-07 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think what galls me most is her assumption that anyone would want to kidnap her. I don't mean to be cruel [ hahahaha yes he does ] but don't those who suffer kidnapping typically have something to offer to their kidnappers? Why, if you assumed you'd been kidnapped, there would be some rational basis for that. But she's neither clever nor pleasant.
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-03-09 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. Don't be kind. Don't be charitable towards her.
bouchonne: (INCREDIBLY dramatic)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-03-23 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Reluctantly: ]

Ye-e-e-es. We do. We cannot, alas, pick the fleas from our skin; they are part of the greater organism.